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Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Mikey “The Undertaker” Caldwell, Lakewood Cemetery – The First Day

 Mike Caldwell was old and tired, but he couldn’t sleep.

He sat on his stool under the awning of the maintenance shed and watched the storm make a mess of Lakewood Cemetery where he worked as the groundskeeper and gravedigger.

There were limbs down and whole trees fallen over. At least one that he knew of had been struck by lightning; he had seen it burst into flame and had watched it light up the night with an eerie orange glow. He could smell the smoke and char of the burnt-greenwood even through the rain.

The winds had been strong, especially in the past hour, but now it was nearly midnight, and the worst seemed to be over. It was still raining, but soon he would be able to walk the grounds with his lantern and surveille the damage.

Mikey knew that there were a half dozen open graves that he would need to pump the water from before the funeral services that were scheduled for the next day. He was hoping their would not be too many obstructions on the grounds, regardless, he was eager to get a jump on the work that lay ahead.

The electricity had gone out around 9:00 pm, and he didn’t expect it come back on anytime soon, so he got up and went to the kerosene stove, lit it and started a pot of water to boil, scooped some coffee grounds into the pot. Then he folded up the cot he had been trying to sleep on and neatened up the work space.

Mikey’s hands were shaking as his long-gnarled fingers gripped the can and spoon, then he emptied the last drops of clear-corn-liquor out of a mason jar, into his tin cup. He went back to his stool and sipped the acrid moonshine as he waited for the water to boil.

He told himself that he needed the strong liquor to lubricate his limbs, and prepare him for the day ahead.

Mikey thought about his wife sleeping at his grandmother’s rooming house south of the lake and west up-over the hills. He knew she wouldn’t be thinking of him at all, unless it was to assume that he had gotten drunk, maybe got lost in a dice game and decided not to come home.

Not that he had a choice…his wife was a prurient woman and didn’t want him around if he had been sipping.

Mikey slept in the shed on most, he knew better than to cross her; if he had gone home there would have been a fight.

He was out of the grounds after a little while, walking over the hills of the cemetery in his slick poncho, making mental notes of the work that would need to be done…there was plenty of it.

After a couple of hours he was coming back around to the shed when he saw something going on across the southside fence, over in the Bird Sanctuary.

There was a very large man, constructing what looked like a platform out in the cattail marsh.

He hadn’t been there when Mikey started his walk, there was quite a bit of lumber in the platform. It was hard for Mikey to believe that he had hauled it all in by himself, and built the rig in such a short amount of time…but apparently he had.

            Mikey stood beneath an old elm, doused his lantern and lit a Pall Mall. He took a swig from his flask and watched the man at work, who appeared to have hauled a body on top of the platform and was now performing some kind of ritual.

            He thought there was a good story here, and he made the decision to call his friend at the newspaper, rather than report it to the police.

            I might get a fin for the tip, he thought.

 

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Sunday, November 19, 2023

Sister Anna Alm, A Poor Clare

Sister Anna Alm was grateful to see Father Luke on the grounds today. 

She had spent far too many minutes arguing with the maintenance men about the fate of a bat who had flown into the Basilica through an open window in the narthex.

The men had wanted to kill the little creature and they seemed to delight in the prospect, they were looking for tennis rackets or some other such device in order to make a game out of it, bragging to each other about how they had killed bats that had flow into their homes.

Sr. Anna thought they were being cruel and she was not having it.

It did not matter to her that the bat had disrupted morning prayer where she and her sisters, the Poor Clares, had gathered to sing the liturgy of the hours, as they did every at St. Mary’s. 

In the spirit of St. Francis, as the sisters perceived it, they were not going to allow the animal to be hurt, not even if it shat all over them as it flew above their heads during the divine office.

Life was precious, even the life of a bat.

Sr. Anna knew that she would have prevailed in the contest of wills she was having with the maintenance men. They may have been responsible for the building and the estate, and her demand that they capture and release the poor-creature may have been outside her sphere of authority, but she was more than a match for the men who had gathered in the transept to participate in the extermination of the little leather winged thing. 

Tiny as Sr. Anna was, the maintenance men and grounds keepers y were punching above their weight in dealing with her, which each of them was aware of even as they protested her demand.

Nevertheless, when she saw Fr. Luke she was eager to bring him into the discussion, and have him channel her will; it resolved the matter quickly and allowed the men to walk away from the dispute with their pride intact. 

The old priest listened to them, he took a moment to reflect and appear to be thoughtful; then he issued his judgement, ordering them to do as Anna had asked: “If you know what is good for you,” he concluded sardonically. 

More than one of the other Poor Clares cracked a silent smile as Fr. Luke warned the men to mind their manners.

Sr. Anna thanked them for their good will as she walked out of the church with the other nuns and made her toward the van that would take them back to their home Parish.

Before she got on board she stopped to look out over Jewett’s Park. 

It was a hot and humid morning, the sky was turning green, and the air smelled of rain. 

She and the Poor Clares had a couple of stops to make on their way home, and now Sr. Anna was eager to get on with the day.

She was sitting in the passenger’s seat next to the driver as they crossed the bridge over the railroad on twenty-ninth and Hennepin, approaching Lagoon Avenue. It was there that she saw a young man who she knew crossing the street the stairs of the Walker Library.

It was Johnny Holiday, a boy from the orphanage, the Washburn Home for Boys that was just up the hill from Saint Joan of Arc, her home church.

For a moment Sr. Anna was happy to see him, but then she perceived a darkness hanging about him, a darkness like a cloud that had nothing to do with the gathering storm…and suddenly Anna was worried for him.


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