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Friday, October 27, 2023

Randy Parsons, Beat Cop (5th Precinct) - The First Day

Officer Randy Parsons was miserable in his job.

He had left Chicago a year ago, putting the cattle yards and slaughterhouses behind him, for better prospects in Saint Anthony.

He joined the police force; the recruiter had convinced him that it would put him on the sure path to prosperity.

Randy was young and strong, and happy to follow orders, so he decided to give it a try, but he had no idea what being a police in a city like Saint Anthony would mean to him personally.

St. Anthony was a rich town, and the recruiter didn’t lie to him; the money was good, but the work was little more than uniformed muscle, he was a pimp with a badge, less than that…he was just the pimps’ enforcer.

Randy Parsons hated himself.

On three out of four weeks he worked the night shift on Lake Street, walking his beat like a postman, working through rain, sleet and snow. His time was spent keeping the street walkers  busy and the brothels quiet, making sure that the drug and alcohol trade were not disturbed.

Randy’s salary allowed him to keep a small apartment on Dupont Avenue, a couple of blocks from the precinct house.

He took the cash that his captain doled out from the precinct slush fund, kept full by St. Anthony’s crime lords, after giving ten percent to the church, he stuffed most of rest in jar as if it were some kind of savings account.

Randy thought of his tithe as a way to do something good with the devil’s money, and he trusted the pastor at Joyce Methodist to do what was right with it…though he was wrong about that. With the money he stashed in his cupboard he thought he might buy one of those kit homes from Sears and Robuck, a big one with a broad porch, and he thought about getting a wife off the boat from Sweden.

It was raining when he clocked into the 5th Precinct.

He passed his captain in the locker room, grumbling in his brogue, the old Irishman harshly reminded him and the rest of the boys to keep the hookers busy during the storm.

“There is no rest for the wicked,” Captain Dougherty said. “We have quoted to make.”

Only the wicked got a break in Saint Anthony, Parsons thought to himself, and everybody else was expected to suffer for them.

Randy made note of what the captain said however, believing his work would be under scrutiny that night, and despite his misgivings he was determined to go hard on the girls, to set an example…he was an enforcer after all.

His partner, Sandy O’Rourke, was late as usual, though no one ever bothered him about timeliness.

Sandy had been on the force for more than twenty years and had been busted down from Sergeant twice over the course of his career, but he was a personal friend of the Captain and so he could pretty much do as he pleased.

Sandy was cheerful when he came in, whistling and smiling, tipping back his flask.

“Its hot and wet out there,” he said as he winked at Randy. “We’re on the beat from Nicollet to Chicago; lets head out now.”

Randy didn’t have a say in the matter, so he buttoned up his rain gear and followed the old man out the door.

He beat his night stick in his gloved hand as if he were trying to beat the lurid thoughts  out of his head.

Officer Parsons might have wanted to do some good in the world, the make-believe world in which he was a pious man, that world had nothing to do with girls at work on Lake Street.

 



 

Friday, October 20, 2023

Jane Lovejoy, Patroness on the Strip - The First Day

When Jane Lovejoy’s husband telephoned to tell her that he had been passed over for the promotion he had been hoping for, and also that he had been denied the raise he was expecting, she knew she would have to do something special to raise his spirits, and that there was some heavy lifting ahead.

Richard was more fragile and temperamental than their four-year-old son, and he would need something sweet to soothe his bruised ego; Jane figured a trip over to Lake Street and an evening of sinful-fun would be just the thing to keep him calm…she would enjoy it too. More importantly it would distract him from his worries and his shame, keep him from turning his resentment and anger against her…or their son.

She sent the boy to her mother’s in Linden Hills, she had the servants prepare a platter of food they could eat at room temperature, including a roast beef and a chicken that would keep well for hours in the ice box.

Her maid helped her with her hair and dress, after-witch Jane sent everyone home so that she could be alone with her husband when he arrived; then she fixed herself a martini about a half an hour before Richard came home.

It was raining hard by the time he arrived and Jane’s timing was perfect.

He had parked the car under the port cochere so that he was barely damp when he came through the side door into the parlor. She went to greet him there with a lit cigarette in one hand and a brandy Manhattan, made just the way he liked it, in the other.

Jane loved her husband and she was sad to see him come through the door with his shoulders sagging and the air of defeat hanging about him.

His face was set in a mean-grimace, but when he saw his wife standing in the light of the Tiffany chandelier, slender and blonde and wearing a slinky dress, his mood began to change.

Jane wore her make-up done in her signature sultry-style, I married a movie-star, Richard thought. As kind as Dorris Day and as daring as Mae West, the perfect woman.

Richard only paused for a second, as he felt his sense of failure magnifying for the span of a heartbeat, then his troubles simply vanished as he gazed at Jane’s glossy red lips. He let those feelings go and allowed his imagination to fill the hole in his heart with expectations of what the night promised to become.

The way jane had greeted him gave Richard the understanding that his loving-wife was going to spend her money pampering him once again, not to celebrate his success, but to compensate him for his poor performance at the Lumber Exchange where he sat in her father’s chair.

Jane walked toward him with her pale thighs barely rubbing together, allowing him to see the hem of her stockings and catch a glimpse of her garter belt below the fringe of her too-short, emerald gown.

She handed him his drink and the lit Pall Mall; then kissed him lightly on the lips, brushing them languidly with the tip of her tongue as Richard moaned with delight. With one sip of his Manhattan and a puff from the Pall Mall, the scent of his wife’s perfume and the luxuriousness of her kiss, the sting of shame he had been nursing since the morning meeting with the board melted away.

The house was quiet.

Richard knew they were alone, and soon they would be headed to the strip; his wife would dope him up and let him smother his woes between the breasts of an anonymous immigrant girl, then she would call her father in the morning to tell him that he was too sick to come in.  


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